Ben & Jerry's annouced today that they will not be reducing the size of their ice cream pints like Häagen-Dazs has so greedily decided to do.

Thomas: Huh.

Me: What?

Thomas: Häagen-Dazs is reducing their pint size to 14 ounces but Ben & Jerry's isn't.

Me: Did you get that email from Ben & Jerry's?

Thomas: Yes.

Me: My email wouldn't open a couple of minutes ago or else I would have scooped you! HAHAHA.